Post by Kail Harbick on Dec 26, 2010 7:46:59 GMT -6
~WEEK ONE~
So we started the HOH a billion years ago, and I must say, wow. What an interesting HOH it is. I logged on today to find myself elliminated! What the fuck! Excuse me, I am like super active I am always checking in and shit. Rude! TTYN bitches! Eww. Okay So umm. Let's see, let me make the list of people I absolutely hate.
~BLACKLISTED~
1. Mike LUBEMYASSki- "Hi my name is Mike Fatass."
2. Ryan QuickSAND- "Excuse me, I have a dick in my mouth."
3. Eric Downsyndrette -"Jon and Kate plus 8 lookin ass"
4. Jacob Headgiver- "Ryan and I are totes BFF...Pssst. BJ?"
5. Jen Ditzucker - "I thought that was a good protein shake Adam!"
These nasty ass bitches over here are ruining my life in this game. They hardly talk on AIM and they probably all smell like mothballs and chocolate. It's like seriously stop putting a pound of grease in your hair its like 2011 here now bitches (well. soon)
Okay I think I DR'd that shit in my pre-game....
~PEOPLE i want to be BFF with~
1. Sheila Kennedy - "I just look slutty."
2. Jason Guy - "My dicks 3 inches....from the ground!"
3. Annie - "I like suck but I am usable."
4. Kaysar - "Excuse me miss but your vagina is on my neck."
These people look like I can totes be besties with. I want to keep them close and make an alliance, myabe "The Groove Mama's." just kidding how awkward.
So I have a goal now, I totally want to come up with an alliance name that is dumber than dirt and actually get them to go with it. Like "Granny Pannies." Idk like something weird like that. That would make my life complete.
So I have a GREAT, well a feeling that I will be first nominated which sucks donkey balls. I really hope I am not but I see it happening. That would be so awkward. I will cry irl. I hope if I am I am not voted out. They need to get rid of some rando like Amanda, like who is that bitch?
Okay so this game won't be half has awsie if I am not in it. I bring the Mama and the bitch and I have to have it.
The Ideal first person gone would be MIKE he needs to go like asap. He stinks like fish and garbage eww I just gagged *irl* He's gross what a pig. *OINK* Honestly does he know this is big brother, not BIGGEST LOSER....
I just hate Awkward situations. I hope everything works out....
