WEEK 1- Seriously? This is my competition?

[Justin Sebik]

That's why I post here so much.

[Jen]

You know how to please

[Justin Sebik]

And now it's time for an episode of...

This Is Why I'm Going to Kill You (Episode 1)

Adam
: it depends who is still there if i or when i get chosen haha
: if you save me

Justin
: I promised Jacob I'd save him this one round

Adam
: i'll save either ryan or shiela
: oh thanks

Justin
: but I can save you next round
: he just got Jen to save me in the second round so I was like "cool, I'll save you this round"
: but I think you'll get picked soon

Adam
: or not =\
: i hate being at the bottom

Wow I'm really not in the mood for this emo shit

Adam
: it concerns me too

Justin
: why does it?

Adam
: cause it reflects my game
: ya know?

-_-

Cry me a fucking river.

[Justin Sebik]

Shit Just Got Real

Shit, I sincerely regret taking Kaysar out of the competition over Adam, what the fuck was I thinking? I've been bitching about that gamebot from the start.

Anyway this starts with the wannabe Godfather, Jacob.

Jacob
: hey.
: come back if u can.
: i want to talk to you bout something
: hey. I am going to pick you. b/c i dont want mike to screw thigns up. i was going to pick ryan, who would pick mike, who would then pick u, but last time he fucked that up so i dont want that happening to you.
: so i'll pick u, u pick ryan, ryan picks mike and we force a girl out of this hoh :-)

Justin
: sounds good

Jacob
: i want to knock out the three girls, then i dont care who wins
: ur all my boys
: i'd like to u u, me, ryan or adam win it
: u 3 r the only 3 who havent done anything shady during this round

Justin
: yeah let's do it man

I kind of let Jacob run my shit there, didn't I?

Damn.

Here...

*takes man card out of pocket*

Production, you guys can hold onto it until I earn it back.


Anyway even though I'm lumped into things with Ryan, Adam, and Jacob I'd really like nothing better than to shove knives in their ballsacks.

For some reason I decide to trust Mike and tell him this.

Justin
: Jacob and Adam freak me the fuck out, I'm not going to lie
: they are playing too hard out of the gate

Mike
: They wanted me to pick Adam but i didn't read the PM in time haha

Justin
: they can get a chick out that's fine
: but I have my eye on both of them

Mike
: Adam is sketchy, and Jacob and I haven't even talked!

Justin
: what do you think of Ryan?

Mike
: I like him, I think he's tight with Adam and Jacob though...
: He just tries to be friendly I think...

Justin
: Yeah he gave me huge sheep vibes
: and he's not my sheep so...
: lol
: yeah Ryan, Jacob, Adam
: I don't know if it'd be too ballsy to just come after them week 1
: but I don't want to let it go too long

Mike
: I'd like to see Adam up round 1 whether he goes or not, but whoever puts him up will get hell after haha
: Maybe give it a week or so...

So Mike seemed cool but turns out that his man tits made him forget that he's not a fourteen year old girl. The gossipy bitch threw me under the bus.

Adam
: um
: we need to talk bro

Justin
: what's up?

Adam
: idk if its yoru stratagy or something
: but im pretty sure i told you, you were safe

Justin
: yeah

Adam
: so why would you tell mike not cho choose the people who are gonna kepp you

Justin
: I didn't tell Mike to do that

Adam
: thats not whats going around

Justin
: is Mike spreading shit?
: Mike is the one who didn't choose right, not me
: my actions speak for themselves

Adam
: nooo
: he's saying that you told him not to choose next round

Justin
: I haven't talked to Mike since last round of the HOH comp
: the last time we talked was like two rounds ago

Adam
: this is th e dirrectmessage i got
: "No Mike said Justin told him not to pick us because we are working toghetr"

Justin
: who said this?
: Jacob or Ryan?

Adam
: im not sayin that

Justin
: I mean not a big deal

Adam
: i know
: but still

Justin
: yeah idk what that is about

Adam
: thats kinda messed up
: seeing as i was pertty sure we al were workign together

Justin
: we all are

Adam
: so whats his deal?
: or your deal
: idk

Justin
: idk Jacob got mad that Mike didn't pick you
: maybe Mike is trying to look better

Adam
: mike picked jen

Justin
: yeah I mean not this round
: the round before that

Adam
: oh

Justin
: and Mike picked Jen because we picked him last
: so he couldn't screw us over

Adam
: i need to talk to mike then

All this bullshit over the first HOH competition. We could have all just sat around smoking the pipe, nominated some inactives, but I guess some people want their ass kicked.

If the Jacob-Adam-Ryan crew weren't so busy whipping their dicks out they'd have noticed that in the event the rest of the players in the HOH comp band together the only way any of them have a shot at HOH is if MIKE and ME are BOTH on their side. Otherwise they are fucked.

And I'm a fucking chill guy, so I was just going to let them be the gamebot messes they are week 1. How much of a fuck do I really give? But this is war.

I'm not their fucking bitch.

I'm not their fucking friend.

And I'm not tolerating not punching them in their fucking faces this week.

I don't know if Mike just fucked up, playing both sides, or is with them...but all I really need is to get myself, Jen, and whichever one of Kail and Annie survives this round to band together...and one of us will have HOH. If I can trust those three then Ryan, Adam, and Jacob are fucked and we can see about Mike. I mean I'll try to get Fluffy on my side so I have to rely less on getting perfect numbers but even if I don't have him it should be OK.

Alright time to get in contact with Jen, Kail/Annie, and run this shit.


Justin out.

[Enzo Palumbo]

*gives back your man card*

No need for HC to hold onto it dude

[Justin Sebik]

Alright so I sent Jen and Annie PMs.

Subject: Urgent

Hey [name]! I hope you're having a great Christmas.

So this game got really serious and we have to make our moves perfectly for the rest of the HOH competition. I'll explain why (and this will be long).

First of all, I don't remember if I told you this but I really hate Jacob and Adam. Always have. For some reason Jacob decided to latch onto me though:

Jacob
: hey.
: come back if u can.
: i want to talk to you bout something
: hey. I am going to pick you. b/c i dont want mike to screw thigns up. i was going to pick ryan, who would pick mike, who would then pick u, but last time he fucked that up so i dont want that happening to you.
: so i'll pick u, u pick ryan, ryan picks mike and we force a girl out of this hoh :-)

Justin
: sounds good

Jacob
: i want to knock out the three girls, then i dont care who wins
: ur all my boys
: i'd like to u u, me, ryan or adam win it
: u 3 r the only 3 who havent done anything shady during this round

Justin
: yeah let's do it man


OK so I helped them one round but I REALLY REALLY REALLY didn't want them to win so I told Mike.



Justin
: Jacob and Adam freak me the fuck out, I'm not going to lie
: they are playing too hard out of the gate

Mike
: They wanted me to pick Adam but i didn't read the PM in time haha

Justin
: they can get a chick out that's fine
: but I have my eye on both of them

Mike
: Adam is sketchy, and Jacob and I haven't even talked!

Justin
: what do you think of Ryan?

Mike
: I like him, I think he's tight with Adam and Jacob though...
: He just tries to be friendly I think...

Justin
: Yeah he gave me huge sheep vibes
: and he's not my sheep so...
: lol
: yeah Ryan, Jacob, Adam
: I don't know if it'd be too ballsy to just come after them week 1
: but I don't want to let it go too long

Mike
: I'd like to see Adam up round 1 whether he goes or not, but whoever puts him up will get hell after haha
: Maybe give it a week or so...




In any case even before the next thing happened I was sure that if I won HOH I'd put up Adam and Jacob. They are playing way too hard. They are forcing me to play way too hard. They aren't fun to talk to. I'm just sick of them.

But then this happened:



Adam
: um
: we need to talk bro

Justin
: what's up?

Adam
: idk if its yoru stratagy or something
: but im pretty sure i told you, you were safe

Justin
: yeah

Adam
: so why would you tell mike not cho choose the people who are gonna kepp you

Justin
: I didn't tell Mike to do that

Adam
: thats not whats going around

Justin
: is Mike spreading shit?
: Mike is the one who didn't choose right, not me
: my actions speak for themselves

Adam
: nooo
: he's saying that you told him not to choose next round

Justin
: I haven't talked to Mike since last round of the HOH comp
: the last time we talked was like two rounds ago

Adam
: this is th e dirrectmessage i got
: "No Mike said Justin told him not to pick us because we are working toghetr"

Justin
: who said this?
: Jacob or Ryan?

Adam
: im not sayin that

Justin
: I mean not a big deal

Adam
: i know
: but still

Justin
: yeah idk what that is about

Adam
: thats kinda messed up
: seeing as i was pertty sure we al were workign together

Justin
: we all are

Adam
: so whats his deal?
: or your deal
: idk

Justin
: idk Jacob got mad that Mike picked you
: maybe Mike is trying to look better

Adam
: mike picked jen

Justin
: yeah I mean not this round
: the round before that

Adam
: oh

Justin
: and Mike picked Jen because we picked him last
: so he couldn't screw us over

Adam
: i need to talk to mike then



So yeah I panicked and lied to them that I still have their back...but frankly I don't understand why I'm in this position in the first place and I don't feel like I want to be fake with them for half the game so I "don't burn any bridges" Just screw all of them. They are out to get us and control us, but we can take them down.


I want Ryan, Adam, and Jacob out. I'm very sketched out by Mike but maybe it's a misunderstanding. I don't know if it's nice that I'm just tossing Mike's shit out there without confronting him one on one first but we don't have time.

If me, you, Jen, and whichever one of Annie and Kail you save don't commit to ONLY picking each other every chance we get, we are handing the Jacob-Ryan-Adam mafia a win in this HOH competition and who knows what would happen next.

After we pick each other, we should pick Mike and watch Jacob, Ryan, and Adam leave. It will go back and forth with us and then them losing a player each round but if we stick together then either

YOU, ME, JEN, or ANNIE/KAIL will be HOH

FOR SURE.

I feel like that's the best thing for all of us. I promise you that if I win HOH I am putting up ADAM next to JACOB. No question.


My personal opinion is that you should save Annie and not Kail this round but if you'd rather have Kail that is fine. I am just more sure that Annie will be onboard to take down Adam and Jacob than Kail will.


So yeah we don't have room to play around with these assholes anymore. Let's get them out. Are you in?

I also sent Mike a PM:

Subject: We need to talk some shit out broski


First of all I want to have everything out in the open:


I trusted you a lot, I still want to trust you. But some shit happened that made it harder. Hopefully we can work this out.


I got to have this chat with Adam:



Adam
: um
: we need to talk bro

Justin
: what's up?

Adam
: idk if its yoru stratagy or something
: but im pretty sure i told you, you were safe

Justin
: yeah

Adam
: so why would you tell mike not cho choose the people who are gonna kepp you

Justin
: I didn't tell Mike to do that

Adam
: thats not whats going around

Justin
: is Mike spreading shit?
: Mike is the one who didn't choose right, not me
: my actions speak for themselves

Adam
: nooo
: he's saying that you told him not to choose next round

Justin
: I haven't talked to Mike since last round of the HOH comp
: the last time we talked was like two rounds ago

Adam
: this is th e dirrectmessage i got
: "No Mike said Justin told him not to pick us because we are working toghetr"

Justin
: who said this?
: Jacob or Ryan?

Adam
: im not sayin that

Justin
: I mean not a big deal

Adam
: i know
: but still

Justin
: yeah idk what that is about

Adam
: thats kinda messed up
: seeing as i was pertty sure we al were workign together

Justin
: we all are

Adam
: so whats his deal?
: or your deal
: idk

Justin
: idk Jacob got mad that Mike didn't pick you
: maybe Mike is trying to look better

Adam
: mike picked jen

Justin
: yeah I mean not this round
: the round before that

Adam
: oh

Justin
: and Mike picked Jen because we picked him last
: so he couldn't screw us over

Adam
: i need to talk to mike then



Yeah I threw you under the bus a tiny bit you did it first. I don't know why. Maybe you saw me save Ryan and panicked that I'm lying about what side I'm really on? Maybe you're with them? I don't know anymore. They don't give a shit about you though. Here's an example:



Jacob
: hey.
: come back if u can.
: i want to talk to you bout something
: hey. I am going to pick you. b/c i dont want mike to screw thigns up. i was going to pick ryan, who would pick mike, who would then pick u, but last time he fucked that up so i dont want that happening to you.
: so i'll pick u, u pick ryan, ryan picks mike and we force a girl out of this hoh :-)

Justin
: sounds good

Jacob
: i want to knock out the three girls, then i dont care who wins
: ur all my boys
: i'd like to u u, me, ryan or adam win it
: u 3 r the only 3 who havent done anything shady during this round

Justin
: yeah let's do it man




In any case after how Adam talked to me in the first conversation I showed you and all the overplaying and paranoia and bullshit going around...

there's no way in fuck I'm going to help Ryan, Adam, or Jacob win this thing.

I sent PMs to Jen and Annie. I told them how Jacob, Ryan, and Adam are trying to control this game. I told them how I'm feeling flaky about you now but it might be a misunderstanding (I'd honestly have just talked things out with you before throwing Jen and Annie any information about it but there's no time, I'll explain in a second)

I told them that we need to pick each other in this HOH and then pick you and let Ryan, Adam, and Jacob lose.

I did the math. If Jen and Annie don't fuck up then it doesn't even matter what side you are really on, one of us would win HOH (though I really do want you on my side, you're an awesome dude). But that is if no one fucks up.

That's why I went balls to the wall and got them involved in this shit. I couldn't guarantee I could talk to you and then have time to PM them before they pick the wrong person and hand Jacob/Adam/Ryan the HOH.


I hope my plans work. I hope we can be cool and put all the bullshit behind us regardless of how it happened.

If you're with me, I can honestly let it go man. I HATE Adam and Jacob and I was still almost willing to "allign" with them for a bit...they are very pushy. So if you were flaking I can forgive and understand. I hope you're also not mad at me for letting Annie and Jen on all of it...but I didn't know what else to do.


Alright, talk to you later broski.

[Justin Sebik]

And now it's time for an episode of...

This Is Why I'm Going to Kill You (Episode 2)

So in response to my PM to him (see bolded region in my previous post) Mike had this to say:
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Bro I totally understand!
I know no matter where I'm at in this HOH, I'm not going to win so it hardly matters. I just want someone I trust to win!

No, you KNOW how pushy Adam and Jacob are, and you know that I didn't do that!

What happened was they told me to pick Kaysar so we could get a girl out, but I didn't read the message until after so I went with someone I trusted more than the others! So I picked her THEN read the message! My fault. That's more important to me than doing what Adam wants.

To tell you the truth I haven't talked to Jacob, and Adam gets on my nerves! I really like Ryan though! I'd like to keep him with us as long as possible, and I guarantee Adam or Jacob go this week, Ryan sticks with us!

I'm with you, I just don't know who you're with which makes it difficult. But I didn't throw you under the bus, I wouldn't even tell Adam about that stuff so I don't know how word got to him.

Anyways he said he needed to talk to me, I'm assuming that's what it's about haha

-_-

What a dip shit.

1) I told him exactly who I'm with

2) I clearly don't and didn't have a problem with him not choosing Adam...

3) Fuck Ryan and fuck him.

4) Where's the part where he explains why the fuck he told Adam that I think we shouldn't pick them? Isn't that the entire fucking problem? I thought that was the most obvious takeaway of why I have issues with him.

OK you know what, fuck it. I don't have a degree in special education so I can't argue with this guy. I'll say everything is alright and vote him out sometime.

[Justin Sebik]

HOH Winner Reaction:

I feel like I deserved to win HOH over Annie this week. I really wanted to flip out on some bitches and the whole Jen/Annie/Justin final four in the competition idea was totally mine. But you know what, in terms of helping my game Annie winning is for the best. I have nothing to worry about and I'm sure she'll nominate Adam and Jacob. It's also good because now I have Mike up my ass about protecting himself and Ryan and if Adam or Jacob came off I'd have for sure put up Ryan...but with Annie as HOH it opens up some possibilities with playing Mike and Ryan longer.

[Justin Sebik]

How high are some of these people? Honestly certain people like Adam and Mike just make absolutely no sense when they speak.

Here is a PM from Mike, my comments in red:


I will vote however you want me to vote, but Adam is driving me up the wall!
Wait why are you voting the way I want you to vote? Are you my bitch? OK fine, thanks I guess. If you're my bitch though I could care less who drives you up the wall.

I had the weirdest and most BS conversation with him today, but I'm stupid and don't have it logged! -_-
That's good, I really don't care to read it

But he's throwing all this he said and she said (but wouldn't name names).
It's not he said she said without names...just Adam being retarded

Straight up I told him him and Jacob being eliminated had nothing to do with me, but I didn't trust him and didn't want him having HOH!
Awesome!

He thinks you and I have an alliance and apparently other people in the house (not being named) are scared and are targetting us.
Mike, I highly doubt anyone is very intimidated by you right now

I just thought you should know that someone in our little trust circle is spreading crap about me and you and we need to watch it.
What trust circle? We have a circle of trust with several people in it? And someone in this circle is talking shit? Wait what is the evidence for this?


I'm nervouse of what Adam has going on, and I'm not sure what you're thinking but I'd really like to get a group chat soon and discuss who goes!
Group chat with who? Eh, fuck it. I'm pretty sure Adam has NOTHING, at least nothing I need to worry about right now.

[Justin Sebik]

POV Winner Reaction:

So Adam won the first Power of Veto which is actually great because Annie started talking to me about wanting Adam out over Jacob...when I'd much rather just vote out Jacob right now. It's not like I would have voted out Adam just because she said so but it is better to stay on the same page with Annie. Now I get to have my cake and eat it too. I just hope this doesn't turn into a backdoor.