WEEK 1- Seriously? This is my competition?

[Justin Sebik]

WHY THE RED ROOM HAS NO FUTURE

So far the only decision I had to make was which room I lie in. When I picked my bed, the blue room was empty...the yellow room had a bunch of dudes...

Yeah fuck that. I pick the Red room.

It's really no big deal but I hope I don't have to depend on my roommates for anything because honestly everyone in this room (except me) has no potential.


ERIC
This dude has not said one word since getting here. I even saw this dude on AIM and messaged him. The guy did not respond. That's the most hardcore commitment to being an inactive I've ever seen. I said hey to him in the Red Room...if he doesn't respond I'm going to burn him with this proof of inactivity and get him the fuck out.



AMANDA
Haven't seen this slam piece on AIM but she did PM a couple times I guess. She sent me a "hi" and a kissy face, but you know what? You can send me a "hi" and a blow job through PM and I won't give a damn. If you're not on AIM you don't exist.



ANNIE
She's the only person in this room except me that I consider active and a possible player in this game. I can't say I click with her yet. Our conversation on AIM was alright but every once in a while she says something that rubs me the wrong way and I don't know how long I'm willing to tolerate her in my house, much less my room. For example in front of everybody in the Red Room she says:

"Welcome both of you. As long as everyone keeps their stuff organized we should have no problem. "

Um that's how you say hi to me? Bitch, as long as you're not obnoxious we should have no problem. It makes me want to slit her throat right now and shit on her bed. I'll keep it organized right on her pillow.






So yeah I had hopes for this room but it looks like my real competition will come from the blue and yellow rooms which is fine with me. With any luck Blue and Yellow get paranoid at each other and I will be left in the middle.


OK, this DR is done.

Justin out.

[Justin Sebik]

Yo, I'm kind of making an ass of myself but I'm going to have to retract a lot of statements in my previous DR. Maybe I should have waited to judge.

Well I'm still not down with Amanda's PM communication method, however it turns out that Annie is actually a pretty cool chick. I find the quirky statements endearing if you know how to take them. I was also wrong about Eric, he's not really inactive but he really should be.

At the risk of putting my foot in my mouth a few more times here are my observations on the rest of the people in this house.


Adam- He's trying to hide it just a bit but he's a gamebot mess. With everyone else I could just shoot the shit but he needs to bring in "us watching out for each other" in our first conversation. Dude I pull knives on bitches, you want me to watch out for you? What the fuck. Then in this HOH competition he wants to "work on it together." He probably has some final 2 deals and a four person alliance by now...I just don't want him here.

Jacob- I get threat vibes from him. Wouldn't be surprised if he's in an alliance with Adam. Gamebot waiting to happen, but not as obvious of one as Adam.

Jason- This guy is kind of fucking awesome. He's the only one here who might be able to compete with my social game when I'm running on full cylinders. Shit. He needs to go.

Jen- Ice Princess. I don't know if I'm hitting off with her or what but she's in my court more than she's not and that's fine with me. If I had to guess she more doesn't give a fuck than has any actual opinion of me. As for my opinion of her? She might be a mid-game kill.

Kail- Very quirky and definitely adds something to the game at large but I just don't really know what she adds to mine. I have no opinion on when she should be slaughtered.

Kaysar- Nice guy, but he has massive sheep potential if Adam or Jacob get to him first. Just my guess.

Mike- I like this guy a lot. I could see us working together. He's kind of fat though but whatever, that just makes me look better.

Ryan- Also fat, but unlike Mike...totally not interesting. Same sheep potential as Kaysar and boring as hell to boot. Just get him out of here.

Sheila- I haven't talked to Sheila. I forgot she's here...hopefully everyone else has too and she can go on the block. Watch her be the head bitch in charge and she has everyone except me. Meh, doubt it.



Yo, first impressions count for a lot. I bet some of these fucks are going to end up fooling me and I will come back to this DR going. "Yeah you were fucking right the first time Justin, why didn't you stick with that?" People play with their heart on their sleeve a lot more week 1 than later when they are all settled in and are pretty sure of what they want to do. I just have to keep paying attention.


Justin out.

[Justin Sebik]

Gamebots

Adam and Jacob are some serious Gamebots. Just look at this shit.

Justin
: DUDE THIS HOH COMP WILL TAKE DAYS
: good call on the host I guess
: if he wants to stretch the comp out until New Year

Adam
: yeah but this is an interesting HOH comp.
: cause the only way to really win, is to deal yourself into the middle

Justin
: or just get lucky

Adam
: that too
: but it all depends on who is on the top and bottom of the list
: strategic

Then Adam went off to do his own thing probably ponder this random ass HOH a little bit more. Get that bro a paper and pencil, we might have some equations on this shit. Chances of winning is summation of X plus the likability factor times Y...where Y is the player's post count.

Adam and I have to figure this out, it's really important.


Then Jacob:

Jacob
: i think if u could talk jenn into saving u, and u save annie, she'd return the favor
: i got this!
: sit tight

Justin
: LOL
: alright

Jacob
: jen:
alright
ill do it when i can
just make sure he saves annie
shes been pretty nice
: got it?

Justin
: alright I'll save Annie

Jacob
: then hopefully she turns around and savesu
: and u save me
: and then i save jen
: and we make it through another round safely

and then one of us wins HOH because it's really important? Why does Jacob even want me to stick around? What if I put him up? Oh, I won't because it's week 1 and he helped me win HOH? Oh I see.


The only good thing about these gamebots is I know they are not attuned to my game play. It's also amusing to watch them give that much of a shit about the first HOH.


Alright, Justin out.

[Enzo Palumbo]

lol I love the word gamebots.

[Justin Sebik]

Annie
: I said in my DR.
: you have made the best first impression so far.
: And that I felt that we would end up working together.


Justin
: awwwwwwww
: I said the same thing too

Annie
: Lisss.
: liess

Justin
: I DON'T LIE ANNIE
: haha
: you've been my favorite person here since I walked in

>.>

[Jen]

I like you.

[Justin Sebik]

I like you too Jen. I think we have something special.

[Jen]

Oh stop it! You're making me blush

[Justin Sebik]

Seriously you're the only girl I think about.


Flirting with all the girls in my game is just a necessity, I wish I could just sit in this DR forever with you.

[Jen]

Oh baby, i'll always be here waiting for you <3