PRE-GAME STATEMENT

[Justin Sebik]

Yo what up this is Justin. Before this game gets crazy I want to give America (including the Canadian wasteland) an introduction.

First off I should give you a heads up. It's 7AM, I just got back from a party-- I'm tanked on Barcardi and Smirnoff...20 minutes ago I was sitting in a car feeling a girl up before sending her home...

Basically I'm drunk, maybe not all this shit will come out all logical. Let's give it a try though.




I'm here to contribute to the wisdom brought out in BB2.

Yeah I know what you are thinking...

"Isn't Justin Sebik that one douchebag who got expelled in BB2 for threatening Kent's life, urinating on the house, and pulling a knife on Krista?"

Yeah that's true.

But when BB2 came out and Big Brother for the first time became about backstabbing and winning over juries...Justin gave the most poetic line imaginable.

Would you get mad if I killed you?

That's what this game is all about... slitting throats and asking the important question, "Seriously would you get mad if I killed you?"

I'll do my best to make it to end with as few people mad as possible.

But this isn't going to be an under the radar game--

This game isn't going to be about a recycled strategist, competition whore, or floater. This game is going to belong to the near homicidal murder.

Shit is about to get JACKED UP.

But I'm not going to sit here talking shit. Just watch it happen.

*finishes the bottle of Barcardi and throws it against the DR wall*

Justin out.

[Enzo Palumbo]

Kill em all, Justin! Good luck

[Justin Sebik]

Thanks Enzo. You were boss last season.

Now, all the BB characters from Bayonne New Jersey are in this DR .

[Jen]

I like a man who takes control

[Justin Sebik]

Jen, I love a woman who knows what she wants. Come back here anytime.


I read both your seasons and to respond to your sig...Yes I want to play and with you. I don't know if I'd be able to kill you, you make my heart soft.

[Jen]

You can treat me however you like, just, don't kill me

[Justin Sebik]

Thanks for letting me know. I think it's important to outline the boundaries or else how is a guy to know how far he can go?

We should probably come up with a safe word.

[Jen]

We can just keep going till i backhand you onto the floor.

[Justin Sebik]

That's probably going to take a while. It's going to be a challenge for you to let me go.

But I like your fire Jen, it sounds like a great plan to me.

[Jen]

I'm full of great plans