Post by Justin Sebik on Feb 5, 2011 14:56:54 GMT -6
I did my best and got those useless bags eliminated and most of them smiled at me as I did it. Now those zombies had some time to sit in the Jury House and realized how hard I fucked them. So they are mad. Am I going to lose? Maybe. Should I be losing? No.
Last season Kristen won playing a game not too different than mine. If I lose to Annie, who don't get me wrong is a fucking amazing person, but definitely didn't put in half the effort in any conceivable way like I did...then this jury is retarded.
There are people on that jury who didn't have one meaningful conversation with Annie all game who are like "Yeah! Go Annie! Wooo you're not Justin. You didn't lie to me because we never fucking talked."
This might be the way I lose this game. Whether I win or lose though I think it's time to leave everyone a goodbye message.
Jacob- Sorry I got your ass evicted week 1. I thought you were a threat, now I wish I took you to final 2. You were such a cunt, everyone would have been kissing MY ass during jury questioning.
April- You were fucking awesome. Why did you go inactive? Did I mean nothing to you? Fuck off and die bitch.
Ryan- You were such a pussy. I lol every time I see your picture on the header.
Kail-I wish you made jury. You would have had an awesome jury question. I'm sure of it.
Kaysar- It was hard pretending I know who the fuck you were during Jury questions. Who are you?
Sheila- SO ROBBED
Adam- You are insane but you are the fucking shit. Let's get drunk sometime and discuss who killed Kennedy.
Jen- I think you lost respect for me when I got you evicted. It kind of sucks, you're one of my favorite players ever. I hope we'll have another chance to team up some day...where I don't mess up huge.
Eric- I'm really glad you got in this game. It would have been really awkward if there was just an empty space in the header between Amanda and Jen.
Amanda- I like you a lot. Let's have sex.
Mike- I hope you ended up voting for me. I also hope you were just fucking around on your jury questioning because that was the biggest load of bullshit I have ever seen and if any of it is your honest opinion then you are a stupid cunt. First of all you made a lot more alliances than me. COME ON. Jacob, Ryan, Jason, Eric, Me...did any of your deals know about each other? I think you are a bit underrated but only because you used the same strategy you were KNOCKING in your speech. And lay off Amy. Didn't she do better than you? If you were fucking with me. Sorry Man ^_^ But if you are serious...FUCK YOU.
Jason- You are fucking amazing on almost all accounts but if you honestly voted for Annie who you know didn't do shit and never even spoke with you just because I lied about our final 2 deal and voted you out...you are a bitter bitch. I mean COME ON. I wouldn't lose respect for someone for not voting for me normally. Jen might not and I don't care...but from you...it'd just be ridiculous. I'm sorry. I hope you don't fuck up. You'll only make yourself look bad.
Annie- I love you. The only bad thing about making it to the end with someone you like so much is having to rip them new assholes in order to try to win. That wasn't fun.
Julie Chen- You are a great host. At times I was upset because you refused to cheat or rig this game for me but I'm over it now. I want to make out. If you don't pick me for All Stars your game is a SHAM.
Jen- Thanks for all the ego boosts.
Enzo- Thanks for the bro love
Brian- Thanks for the question that one time
James- Thanks for "liking" my one post about flipping a shit at Jacob. I appreciate the love.
That's it I think.
See you next season. Yeah, I'm a cocky bitch who thinks he is going to All Stars.
Last season Kristen won playing a game not too different than mine. If I lose to Annie, who don't get me wrong is a fucking amazing person, but definitely didn't put in half the effort in any conceivable way like I did...then this jury is retarded.
There are people on that jury who didn't have one meaningful conversation with Annie all game who are like "Yeah! Go Annie! Wooo you're not Justin. You didn't lie to me because we never fucking talked."
This might be the way I lose this game. Whether I win or lose though I think it's time to leave everyone a goodbye message.
Jacob- Sorry I got your ass evicted week 1. I thought you were a threat, now I wish I took you to final 2. You were such a cunt, everyone would have been kissing MY ass during jury questioning.
April- You were fucking awesome. Why did you go inactive? Did I mean nothing to you? Fuck off and die bitch.
Ryan- You were such a pussy. I lol every time I see your picture on the header.
Kail-I wish you made jury. You would have had an awesome jury question. I'm sure of it.
Kaysar- It was hard pretending I know who the fuck you were during Jury questions. Who are you?
Sheila- SO ROBBED
Adam- You are insane but you are the fucking shit. Let's get drunk sometime and discuss who killed Kennedy.
Jen- I think you lost respect for me when I got you evicted. It kind of sucks, you're one of my favorite players ever. I hope we'll have another chance to team up some day...where I don't mess up huge.
Eric- I'm really glad you got in this game. It would have been really awkward if there was just an empty space in the header between Amanda and Jen.
Amanda- I like you a lot. Let's have sex.
Mike- I hope you ended up voting for me. I also hope you were just fucking around on your jury questioning because that was the biggest load of bullshit I have ever seen and if any of it is your honest opinion then you are a stupid cunt. First of all you made a lot more alliances than me. COME ON. Jacob, Ryan, Jason, Eric, Me...did any of your deals know about each other? I think you are a bit underrated but only because you used the same strategy you were KNOCKING in your speech. And lay off Amy. Didn't she do better than you? If you were fucking with me. Sorry Man ^_^ But if you are serious...FUCK YOU.
Jason- You are fucking amazing on almost all accounts but if you honestly voted for Annie who you know didn't do shit and never even spoke with you just because I lied about our final 2 deal and voted you out...you are a bitter bitch. I mean COME ON. I wouldn't lose respect for someone for not voting for me normally. Jen might not and I don't care...but from you...it'd just be ridiculous. I'm sorry. I hope you don't fuck up. You'll only make yourself look bad.
Annie- I love you. The only bad thing about making it to the end with someone you like so much is having to rip them new assholes in order to try to win. That wasn't fun.
Julie Chen- You are a great host. At times I was upset because you refused to cheat or rig this game for me but I'm over it now. I want to make out. If you don't pick me for All Stars your game is a SHAM.
Jen- Thanks for all the ego boosts.
Enzo- Thanks for the bro love
Brian- Thanks for the question that one time
James- Thanks for "liking" my one post about flipping a shit at Jacob. I appreciate the love.
That's it I think.
See you next season. Yeah, I'm a cocky bitch who thinks he is going to All Stars.